Monday, October 13, 2014

A Terrible Beauty is Born: An Irish Education, and My Final Paper

A Terrible Beauty is Born: An Irish Education

            I had an absolute ball in Ireland.  I wish that sentence could contain all of the complete, incredible, eye-opening, mind-expanding, wholly inspiring-ness that was my experience abroad.  I am stupidly grateful – so grateful it’s nearly unbearable – that I got this opportunity.
            Ireland was my first truly independent experience.  I funded the trip myself, I booked my tickets, I learned as much as I could and I got to the place by myself, like a real adult.  I have gained an incredible amount of confidence in myself, because I know now that I have the skills to go where I want, to do what I want, and to try every experience I want.
            Ireland is, perhaps, a bit of a tame choice: they like Americans, they speak English, it’s not too terribly far away, and the culture is similar to home.  But those arguments are the same ones used by international companies when choosing Ireland to locate their headquarters.
            The actual experiences I had in Ireland were fairly consistent with what I expected.  Visiting companies was exciting, but it met my expectations.  Our traveling was beautiful, but the sights were much like what I had predicted they would be.  What I didn’t expect was how much I would fall in love with Ireland.  I didn’t think I would find a place and a people so truly delightful, so incredibly beyond my expectations, that I would shed my somewhat naïve belief that I need nothing that exists outside of the US.  I am humbled by how small my mind had been about international travel, about the value of other cultures for me in my life, and about my place in that world.  It had never occurred to me that I would ever voluntarily become an expatriate, but I have never wanted to move somewhere so much in my whole life.  I stumbled across an article on hurling (let’s be real, I searched for information on hurling), and I honestly nearly cried thinking about the game.  I am sure my affection for Ireland will fade with time – God, I hope not – and I’m sure that it will become less and less feasible to skip off to the emerald isle as I gain more and more responsibility at home.  For now, I am still in the post-abroad honeymoon phase, and I hope my wistful thinking lasts long enough to get back.  I absolutely feel that I left some of my heart and soul in Ireland.
            I hope that when Gabriel comes to visit, we can find out, because I think there are several busloads of college students who would love to thank him again for all he has done for us.  He was certainly integral in my Ireland experience.  I think I became the best friend he never asked for on our trip.  Gabriel is such an incredible choice as a driver – a quintessential Irishman from the backwoods of the Gaeltacht.
            As you know, I wrote prolifically while abroad.  You can find my blog at thereisatrail.blogspot.com.  The blog was my starting point for this paper, so I’m sorry for any redundancy when you read the blog (which I hope you do.).  I was writing for my family, and especially my mother, so I wrote candidly about the highs – and occasional lows – of my trip.  I strove to be honest, and I think that in general, I wrote about my experience effusively, and tried to document every bit of every experience.  Writing while I was abroad was an amazing way to keep everyone in the loop, and to aid my memory of my experiences.  One day, I hope to edit it, correct it for historical factuality, and add back all of my photos.  Eventually, it will be a complete, holistic record of my amazing trip.  I hope one day to add to it with more adventures, and I think now I am ready to pursue many more such adventures.
            Rather than going chronologically through our trip, I thought it would be more informative, almost more logical, to group the companies by industry: Technology (Facebook, Carma, and Cisco), Financial (PwC and EY), Alcohol (Jameson, Bushmills, and Guinness), and Traditional (GAA, Kissane Sheep Farm, Clonakilty, Waterford Crystal, Dingle Crystal, and Dixon Carpets).  Because our visits group into categories, I feel I got a more well-rounded picture of what each industry is like, as well as the big picture of what business in Ireland is like.  It was a really great and diverse exploration of business abroad.



Technology:

Facebook

The Facebook headquarters is a big glass building, 6 stories high, one of the highest buildings in the city.  From the sixth floor rooftop porch, we could see the offices for several other tech companies such as Google.  It is so cool inside, and we were obviously overdressed.  They offered us tons of food; they have food everywhere. The whole office is really chill, and the corporate mentality is that if you're at work, you should be at work, and not worrying about getting food for breakfast or lunch.  I wonder how much time people spend there, because Rick said you can get dinner too, and there are toothbrushes and toothpaste in the bathrooms.
The building was designed by the same engineer who built the German Guggenheim museum.  We could see a Lego wall on the second floor, and there was a meditation room and a nap room.  It's definitely one of those progressive, new-age work places, exactly like what you expect Facebook to be.  It was really cool and invigorating to talk to Rick Kelly, the games marketing director.  He talked about how the ads in our newsfeed are because the giant growth in mobile device use has made right side banner ads fairly obsolete.  And he said that they filter your feed by people you interact with often first, and that postings that are particularly commented on or liked from people you rarely talk to will get forced into your feed; all of that filtering is because we still have the same amount of disposable time but everyone is posting 9 times more stuff per day than they did even two years ago.
            Gaining insight into the inner workings of Facebook was absolutely fascinating.  Facebook is so much a part of all of our daily lives, it was amazing to be that close to something that I interact with already so often.

Carma

Carma is an actual ridesharing app (unlike Uber or Lyft, where you are making money as a taxi service, which is technically illegal), where people coordinate their commutes and make back the cost of their drive.  It is meant to reimburse the costs of infrastructure paid in taxes, and insurance and gas.  Since you aren't technically making money, it falls under the law that was passed in the 70's during the energy crisis that made carpooling legal.  The other benefit is that each rider pays their driver for driving, Carma takes 15%, and you get credit for driving that you can use later to ride.  So at a certain point, regular riders are only paying Carma 15% of the cost of driving, which often is close to 50 cents, and just trading off the responsibility of driving.  Right now, the app only works in Austin, Texas, Bergen, Norway, and Cork, Ireland.  They are working on expanding into Seattle and DC in the foreseeable future.
Our contact, Shawn O'Sullivan, who invented the app has been more involved in my digital life than I ever could have known.  He invented a program called Map Info, which is the basis of all the online mapping services in the world.  Google runs on his platform and idea.  He also coined the term "cloud computing" about 20 years ago.  He says that if you look for megatrends, and come up with solutions to problems that haven't reached their critical mass yet, you can make millions.  Because the world is generally looking for the best solution to a problem, and most of being the best in the world is being the first.  I'm not sure I could ever have a brilliant idea like that, and even if I did, I don't know what I would do with that idea.  But if I can just be a cog in the system that turns that guy's mind, that would be pretty incredible.
It was far more interesting meeting with him than I expected, and we all had plenty of questions for him.  It was fairly inspiring to meet with him, and he seemed very cool.  He is clearly not in it for the money, as much as for the science experiment of solving problems.  He seemed like he was definitely thinking of about 8 million other things while he was talking with us.  Not a bad thing, because I'm sure those things are way more important anyway.

Cisco

Our first visit in Galway was with Cisco, the tech company.  They really went above and beyond with this visit.  I didn't realize how integral Cisco is in leading the curve on technology improvements.  They are working on little Bluetooth devices that will communicate with people's smartphones as they search for Wi-Fi, and provide information about locations directly to your phone, like a map to the bathroom, or a video about the art piece you are looking at, or a discount for the product you are looking at in the store.  They also have mastered the full immersion board room, and have worked on all these improvements on cameras to make the digital board room seem more realistic.  They spent quite a bit of time with us, and we got to talk to executives in London and Oslo as well during the demonstration of the immersion boardroom.  They certainly brought out all the big toys, and aimed to impress.
The idea that Cisco was once the Facebook of 15 years ago is funny.  It is the privilege of the young to forget everything that made modernity possible.  Cisco is the developed, older brother of Facebook and Carma.  I liked that Cisco, now that they are developed, are giving back to their community.  If they want to develop into a Microsoft, an IBM, or an Apple, they must build a larger purpose around their business than just innovating.  It was also interesting to see that Ireland is having the same tech-gender-inequality issues that we are having in the US, and that they are having equally limited success in their initiatives. 
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            The companies we visited represented each stage of the tech development process – from inspired, struggling start up, to developed innovator, to mature firm with market power and an eye toward an empire.  To see business at all these stages was really interesting, and I was glad that the companies were all so forthcoming with us.

Financial:

PWC

Pricewaterhouse Cooper is one of the big four accounting firms.  The office building was one of the tallest, all of seven stories, and it was very fresh and modern.  It was like being inside one of the new iPhones, all white and modern and sleek, and full of pops of very bright colors like hot pink and teal and lime green.  We got name badges (which we got to keep), and they lead us up to the conference rooms for lunch.
There was a short presentation to talk about the company, then a tour of the building while they set up lunch.  Maeve, who took a subset of our group on a tour of the building, was very chatty and fun.  They have a five star chef in house, and a gym that only costs 50 euro for a lifetime membership.  They also have a clinic that has posted hours in the office, and a beautician who comes in and does hair and nails.  People would never leave.  It was like Facebook in that way, but you had to buy your own food.
After that we had a lovely chat over lunch with a couple of employees, and it was nice to have a one-to-few conversation with someone.  Zara talked with Dale and me at length, and I think we convinced her to come visit us in Seattle.  If she does come, we will tour her around.  She was really fun and informative, and I was really glad to talk to her.  I made email and LinkedIn connection with her, and I hope that maybe one day that could become an international work connection.

EY

We went to EY for lunch with them.  We socialized for a while over sandwiches, which was fun.  Everyone at EY loved the states, and had been several times, so we talked about travel for a good portion of the time.  The presentation about EY unfortunately occurred in very comfortable chairs after lunch, so I was a bit drowsy.  But fairly quickly they moved on to the mini case competition.  We had about an hour to decide on a recommendation for Delicious chocolates, a fictional company that sells luxury chocolates in the UK and US.  We could choose from one of four recommendations, either to expand into Europe, into Australia, into a new product line, or sell out to a larger firm.
We didn't get to choose our groups, but our group was fairly business heavy, and we did a pretty good job.  We decided to expand into new product lines.  Nearly everyone suggested slight modifications to the provided options, and no one suggested that Delicious sells out.  Dale's team won, and they did a really good job.
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            I liked that PwC and EY went to such lengths to entertain us, and make our experience memorable and fun.  Accounting is not inherently the most interesting, but they did an amazing job of making it engaging.  I got the impression that the accounting firms go to great lengths to expand the horizons of their employees, and they tried to do the same for us.  It seems that they also put a particular interest in providing extra benefits to their employees, and I wonder how much that is because of the tax structure in Ireland.  It might be a way to compensate employees without paying them, to avoid the tax burden on that portion of their income.  I don’t know if that is true, but it would be interesting if that was the motivation behind the incredible benefits they give their employees.

Alcohol:

Jameson

Jameson is just over the river a few blocks, so we all walked (no taxi!).  The tour was slightly hokey: they turned the original distillery into a museum because they couldn't produce their global production in the original site anymore, as of 1980, so the main distillery is now in Cork.
We had a snarky little guide named Adam, who found us all very silly in our suits, and seemed a bit bitter about the whole "Prohibition killed Irish Whiskey" thing.  We ended the tour with a tasting, and he explained the difference between Irish triple distilled whiskey, twice distilled Scotch whiskey, and once distilled American whisky.  Flavor-wise, Irish whiskey is smooth, and a little vanilla and honey flavored from aged barrels.  Scotch dries the barley over peat fires, which gives the whiskey a smoky, hot flavor, and American whisky is corn based, and single distilled, so it's sweeter and fresher from new oak barrels.
Then Jane from marketing came to talk to us about the brand and positioning of Jameson.  America is the biggest market, and the fastest growing, and she talked really fast, but I took notes.  It is interesting that Jameson is rebranding without direct reference to their Irish heritage.  I liked that they recognized the grass-roots quality of their relationship with bartenders.  Utilizing those natural relationships to develop an organic marketing campaign is at the front of modern marketing, and exactly what Jameson needed for a relaunch.

Bushmills

Our visit in Belfast was to Bushmills, the other Irish whiskey.  Bushmills is the oldest distillery in the world, and received its license to distill in the 1600's and has been in operation ever since.  Their bottling capacity is actually greater than their production, and since Jameson's production is greater than their bottling capacity, Bushmills has a lease to do much of the excess bottling.  According to Niall, the representative with whom we talked for a while, it is better to be your competitor's bottler than to let anyone else bottle for your competitor.  Might as well get some of that greater Jameson money anyway.  Bushmills has benefited tangentially from the revival in popularity of Irish whiskey, so Jameson and Bushmills are much in the same boat on those things, despite Jameson doing better overall.  As is unsurprising after talking to Jameson, the target market for their rebranding is of course, young people.  They have created a honey whiskey to compete with brands like Jack Daniel's, to go after women as well.
After a fairly brief meeting with Niall, we took a tour of the distillery.  It was much more interesting to go into a working factory than to see recreations like at the Jameson tour.  It was quite warm in nearly ever step of the process, from the mash to the distillation, to casking.  They use many different barrels, including bourbon barrels and madera wine barrels.  The girl who lead us on the tour was only 18, and was headed in the fall for Bristol to go to university.  She was quite excited to meet us, and talk about college-ish things with us.  So there was learning going in both directions.

Guinness

Our last company visit was a formal visit with Guinness at the Guinness Storehouse.  While Lauren and I had walked to the museum the day before, we had both wondered about the large, circular glass room at the Guinness facility, and we were soon to find out.  We began our visit with a talk with the media marketing director, who talked about how the point of the Guinness Storehouse is to be more than a tourist attraction; Guinness already receives more than half of all the people who pass through the Dublin Airport.  The Guinness Storehouse is supposed to be a pilgrimage site, for devoted Guinness brand enthusiasts, for locals and tourists, and for everyone who wants to appreciate the history of a beer that is older than America (founded in 1759).  It was a remarkable place, and the interior glass atrium was shaped like a giant pint glass.  After talking about media impressions for Guinness, St. Paddy's Day prep for Guinness, and discovering that the world's per capita greatest consumers of Guinness are in Nigeria, we headed downstairs for a proper tour of the facility.
We had a guide, who spoke to us all via microphone transmitted to our headsets, which was quite a handy way to talk to 25 people at once.  She talked and explained the various steps of production, and taught us how to drink Guinness correctly.  Elbows out, eyes to the horizon, drink through the head.  All the men on our trip with facial hair have come to appreciate the pleasure of the Guinness head in their mustaches. Guinness appears black, but is really a very deep ruby red color.  This is the time, by the way, to say Slainté.  We all had a little baby pint of Guinness, and I am glad they only gave us a baby pint, because, as usual, I hadn't eaten breakfast.  Always good to start your day with a Guinness at ten in the morning.  I think I might really be Irish by now.
We continued on, and took our group picture within the life sized Guinness advert.  Our guide left us on the next floor, where we learned to pour a perfect pint.  I have a few pictures of myself pouring a pint, and Tanner (who happily drank my Guinness for me, because I didn't want to) said that I am a very good pour.  I posted to Facebook from the canteen, because Guinness very much wants people to brag on the internet about their brand, and I think it has already been decided that when it comes time for a house party, I'll be pouring.  It takes exactly 119.5 seconds for a Guinness to settle after the initial pour, so don't rush me, this is for science.  I wish we had gotten some kind of cert from Bushmills when we went, because between my Jameson tasting diploma, and my Guinness perfect pour document, I am certainly more than qualified regarding Irish alcohol.  Not going on the CV, but certainly on the wall.
We took our perfect pours up to the Gravity Bar to enjoy.  The Gravity Bar is in that circular glass structure, and it had an absolutely beautiful view of all of Dublin.  If you followed the glass interior of the Storehouse structure all the way up, the Gravity Bar is the head on top of the pint.
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Our stop at Bushmills was a very interesting complement to the visit at Jameson.  Bushmills benefit vicariously through the advertising and Irish whiskey revival spearheaded by Jameson.  Much of the strategy was already explained to us at Jameson.  But it was really informative to see how the whiskey really gets made, and see an actual operating facility and seeing that Jameson gets bottled at Bushmills.
Bushmills and Jameson have a funny, uniquely Irish, symbiotic relationship.  They benefit from the advertising of each other, and from the cultural reengagement of interest in Irish whiskey.  They are competitors as brands, but also as members of the portfolios of two competing larger firms.  They produce a similar product, and indeed, Bushmills actually brings to market their competitor’s product.
      Guinness, I think, does the most for encouraging Irish-ness in drinking, and reinvigorating the culture.  All Irish brands benefit from the efforts Guinness go to, to keep Ireland in our minds and our glasses.  With Guinness as a drinker’s ambassador, the other alcohols logically follow in everyone’s Irish alcohol education.  I think Jameson is making a weird choice by completely neglecting Ireland for their messaging.  This might be an opportunity for Bushmills to fill that gap.  It is certainly one that Guinness has used very profitably.

Traditional:

GAA

If the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) visit had been on a different day than the EY visit, we wouldn't have had to march around the stadium wearing suits.  But, it was not so bad.  We briefly met with the executive from GAA, then toured the stadium with this really cute, if slightly hunchbacked 21 year old hurling player, Shane. 
When I saw the GAA on our schedule, I initially thought, oh, well that's cool and cultural, but not a super interesting spot.  Well, after watching Gaelic football on TV, and with a hurling match coming up on Saturday, we all had endless questions for this kid.  And, OH EM GEE, ESPN is going to start playing football and hurling.  Probably at really late hours, but I'm going to DVR it so we can watch and learn.  It's my new favorite blood sport.  Hurling seems a little too rough, but football is amazing.
Hurling has the same kind of Viking quality as football.  But it is much, much rougher.  The hurling sticks are like hockey sticks mixed with bludgeons.  The top edge of the hurley paddle is slightly pointed, and the bottom end is wide like a mallet.  They are made of ash wood, but are edged with metal, which makes their points and mallets even more dangerous.  Players can slash with these hurleys, and hit the living crap out of each other.  Only two years ago, they made it a rule to wear a helmet.  It is absolutely brutal.  The little ball is like a baseball with the edges of the seams sticking out instead of tucked inside.  It's called a sliotar.  A "slit-her".  Right.
The boys played with the hurleys and sliotars, to see how good they could get.  Within the game, the players serve to themselves and hit the ball like baseball.  It's similar to lacrosse and baseball and battle all at once. Shane said that the GAA replaces hurleys for free, and they get broken a lot.  His team went through 26 hurleys in 12 games.
The GAA is just one facet of the Irish heritage revival.  The fact that they have kept to much of their culture alive, after so many attempts at repression, and have maintained a purity of the game as it has grown, is amazing.  American sports could stand to learn from the purity of Irish athletics.

Kissane Sheep Farm

Kissane Sheep Farm is 6 generations old, located on the scenic Ring of Kerry.  The nearby sight, Moll's Gap, was named for Molly Kissane, a matriarch of the family who made bootleg whiskey and sold it in a pub near the sight around the turn of the century.  A few years ago, when synthetic wool began dominating the wool trade, it became difficult to keep the sheep farm running.  Its primary source of income had been wool, not meat, and the farm had always maintained a very large herd relative to neighboring farms; about 1500 adult sheep plus lambs, compared to 3 or 4 hundred sheep plus lambs for most farms in Ireland.  As the cost of care of sheep went up, and the price for wool went down, it became difficult to make ends meet.
A Dutch marketing group traveled to the farm to watch a Border collie demonstration, and Ann, one of the marketers, fell in love with John Kissane, and they got married and had a son named Sean.  She came up with the idea for Adopt a Sheep, and it became wildly successful, and literally saved the farm.  You can go online, to adoptasheep.com, and for 50 euro you can save a sheep's life, give it medicine and food, for a year, name it, and if you ever come to Ireland, you can visit your sheep and find it in the field.  It's certainly a touristy thing, but I would encourage you to adopt a sheep anyway, because it's adorable.  (Sad ending is that eventually Ann the Dutch marketer divorced poor John the sheep farmer and went home to The Netherlands, but the Adopt a Sheep program is still keeping the farm going.)
We watched the dogs demonstrate with some sheep, and he worked with three teams simultaneously, with different sets of commands.  We need to get our dog Dash on a serious sheep farm, those dogs looked so happy, I can't even tell you.  And they were smart too, so when one sheep broke away, that John couldn't see, the dogs went and got it back to the herd without being told.  It was strongly raining at the farm, so when the demonstration was over, and we went inside to watch the shearing, we were all grateful for the reprieve.  Andy the farm hand talked while another man sheared.
Irish sheep are no less dumb than American sheep, and while this breed of Scottish Blackface sheep were not as bad as low-land sheep (which fall down in a wallow in the grass and can't get themselves up again, and will die there because they won't roll over), the poor sheep who had to sit on its butt and get a haircut did not seem very bright.  Andy was very cool, and said that sheep are like children, they just don't know what is good for them.  He told us about how, in the fall when it's time for little lambies to get made, they literally just pick up all the rams (or rent them from neighbors to prevent inbreeding), and dump them in a group of probably sixty ewes, and just let it go.  He said that the rams have very good lives.
I definitely think that Kissane will need to add some attractions to their farm to keep expanding.  A bed and breakfast seems like a really cool, if somewhat expensive, opportunity to pursue.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the challenges to make ends meet will resurface sometime in the future, if they don’t find new ways to bring in additional revenue.

Clonakilty

We met with the executives from Clonakilty, and talked about black pudding.  Apparently there is actually more blood in a rare steak than in black pudding.  The recipe is fairly heavy on milled oats and onions, as well as beef or pork, and some dehydrated beef blood in the black pudding.  It is mixed much like the surimi that we make from the fish protein at Westward Seafoods, so it was fairly familiar for me.  The spices are mailed directly to the CEO, Collette, who mixes them secretly according to the Harrington's recipe (which is a 1920's variation on the 1880's original family recipe).  Other than that, all that goes into the pudding is meat, oats, onions, spices, and some dehydrated blood.  Then it gets squeezed into either a plastic casing (which will last for a few months) or into a natural intestine casing.  They hand pack all the boxes for the sausages, and hand label the sausages that are in the natural casings because of their nonstandard shape and size.
It was fun talking to the executives, and they are looking to move their factory closer to the original butcher shop in Clonakilty.  The current factory is near Cork City.  We walked through their whole operation, which was incredibly small, considering.  I think some pudding might be made in other cities in the world, but I'm not sure.  The more interesting thing is that this Collette character is also the mayor of the city of Clonakilty, and she called up the model train museum to schedule a tour of the city and a trip to the original butcher shop.  Cause when you're the mayor, you can just do stuff like that.  The model train place was really cute, and the train ride was hokey but adorable, and it dropped us off right outside the original shop.  We talked to the butcher inside for a minute.
I would like to see them get into refrigerator packs like the ones that Hillshire Farms makes, so that their natural casing sausages can travel further.  I also like how homely their business is.  They are really a family operation, on a family scale, and with a family atmosphere.

Waterford

We had to wear suits, but when we arrived at Waterford, the executive had already left, and thus we were exceptionally overdressed for a tour of the factory. From a craft and art perspective, 8 years to become a master craftsman is actually not that long.  But it is remarkable the level of commitment required to become a true master.  Few fields anywhere in the world require that kind of dedication anymore.  While the craft was incredible (and I confess, I didn’t realize that crystal was made of glass, not crystals), I was more interested and concerned with the duration of the product.
Their products are beautiful, and the scale of things that they can produce out of this factory is astounding.  It is always interesting to see how things really get created, and it was surprising how many steps are required to make even a fairly standard water goblet.  I think Waterford may be less able to adapt to changing markets, because not only are they large in operations, they have a reputation and a history to maintain.  From an agility standpoint, Waterford seems slightly behind the times.  Their products are beautiful, but I think they are unlikely to keep pace with cheaper, non-wealth displaying brands and products.  I wouldn’t be surprised if “investment pieces” become more and more obsolete, as younger generations don’t identify with the brand as a status symbol, and moreover, lack the expendable income to purchase them.

Dingle Crystal

We met for a brief but interesting visit with the craftsman for Dingle Crystal.  Sean Daley was formerly a Waterford Crystal employee, before the layoffs in the nineties, after which he moved to Dingle and started his own business.  He now has other craftsmen in Scotland I think or Turkey, who blow his glass, and he does all the carving and things from his workshop in Dingle.  He is a really cool guy, with tattoos and piercings and rings, and I think someone said that the patch on his jacket was for a biker gang.  He said that business is booming, and part of that is the increased popularity of Irish whiskey, and so he has been making special whiskey tasting glasses that are extremely popular.  In the scheme of spillover positive effects, the better business for Irish whiskey is probably helping him out immensely.  I didn't get a chance to go in his shop, and I'm not sure that anyone in my house would really want any crystal anyway, but maybe one day when I'm super rich I'll get some.  If you get Dingle Crystal over Waterford, you'll get a product certainly crafted in Ireland.

Dixon Carpet

Our other Galway stop was the Dixon Carpet company, which primarily does very expensive custom carpeting for yachts, private planes, and other very posh places.  Honestly, it was a remarkably interesting trip.  Much like the Clonakilty trip, it is surprising how much more impressive the cottage industry visits were than the big international companies.  They make all the carpets by hand, aided only by a yarn gun, which is hardly an improvement over the wooden hand devices that they used to use.  They make so many gorgeous carpets, and it was really impressive.  They dye their own yarn, and mix the luxurious merino yarns or silks with the tougher, more resilient Irish and Scottish yarns.  The level of intricacy is incredible.
            I like that Dixon has maintained their very modest facility, and despite having far more than enough credentials to support some cockiness, have yet to become too big for their britches.  American companies could stand to learn from the humility of Dixon.  I wonder, of course about the growth potential for Dixon, as the world becomes richer and wants to buy more quality things.  But much like the potential obsolescence for Waterford, Dixon may fall prey to being identified with an older ideal of wealth.  There are certainly simultaneous upward and downward pressures on demand, and I’m sure Dixon will find a way to adapt.  Their limited resources and labor may challenge them one day, but for now, they seem to be exactly what they need to be.
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Seeing the heritage of Ireland through their native industry was, in some ways, more interesting and informative than the bigger, international companies.  Keeping traditions alive is such and admirable endeavor, and Ireland has an amazing fanaticism for preserving those crafts and traditions.  I think all American companies could benefit from maintaining their heritage that way, as they grow.  American companies are finally getting old enough to capitalize on heritage as well as ability.

Cultural Visits:

            I can’t finish my discussion on Ireland without at least mentioning all the cultural experiences.  I pursued every opportunity to find a cultural sight, and it was great having Lauren to be my compatriot in my search for history and culture.  Our visits were so diverse – be they sights to see, things to climb, horses or bikes or carriages to ride – that I feel like I immersed myself in every bit of Ireland.  I still thumb through pictures, or online collections of other people’s dreams of Ireland, and see places I recognize, streets I’ve walked, and hillside I have come to love. 
            I loved Dublin for feeling so much like Seattle.  I felt instantly comfortable there.  I loved the proximity of everything, I loved the labyrinthine insides of every restaurant and pub.  I felt like there were layers of history and tradition, and by simply moving around the city, I could uncover more and more, and go deeper and deeper into the heart of the city.  I loved the bridges and the winding streets, and I even came to love the cobblestones – to an extent.  We had so many visits in Dublin, it is hard to list them all.  I saw many museums, two libraries (the Chester Beatty and National Library of Ireland), and the Dublin Castle.  I felt that Dublin was a great place to both begin and end my trip.  It brought a feeling of closure to the trip, that I could both say hello and good bye to the country where I feel I found a whole new part of myself.
            I loved Cork for being a happy release from the bustle of Dublin.  It felt much more homey, like a place to live, not just to work and play.  I loved the English Market and the cathedrals, and I loved the free time to roam the city.  I loved being in Co. Cork.  I felt a kindred spirit with the rebel county, and I enjoyed all of our stops: Blarney Castle (and Blarney Woolen Mills!!), Clonakilty, and all of Cork City.
            I loved Dingle because OH MY GOD, there is so much to love about Dingle.  What a completely magical place.  I will never in my life say enough words to explain how incredible it was.  I recently watched Leap Year, which is allegedly set in Dingle (or rather, on the road between Dingle and Dublin), and I have no idea why they couldn’t film in real Dingle.  They filmed mostly near Galway.  Dingle is so freaking cute, they should have done the place justice and actually filmed in Dingle.  There is not one thing about Dingle that didn’t fill me up with pride for Ireland.  It was Dingle that really convinced me that I need to return to Ireland.  Three lifetimes would not be enough to live to soak up all of Dingle.  I also regret not going back to talk to Patrick, the barman at John Foxy’s.  I fear I may have missed my Irish love story.  ;)
            I loved Galway because it felt so cultured.  I got my best brushes with the native Irish while in Galway, and that was invaluable.  The Aran Islands were amazing, and Tony the cart driver aside, I would very much like to return for the immersion program in Irish Gaelic.  I could work for my education by knitting for the Aran Sweater Market.  The tags say “Made in Ireland” not “Made by the Irish.”  I would be a superb knitter for them.  I loved Galway for the college town feel.  Our hostel was my favorite of all the ones at which we stayed.  I met so many people at the pubs, and in the common areas at our hostel, and it was an entirely welcoming and inviting experience.
            I liked Belfast.  I feel somewhat reserved about Belfast, and I feel bad for that.  It is not the city’s fault.  Belfast was pretty, and had plenty of history.  But it felt so bleak, so close to danger, that it set my teeth on edge.  It was encouraging to see the Titanic museum, and the efforts to which they are going to keep Belfast friendly.  There were certainly enough beautiful sights in Northern Ireland, with Giant’s Causeway and the Carrick-a-Rede bridge.  But passing through the peace wall, and seeing those children in the Protestant neighborhood; it felt like a National Geographic special.  Those poor children could have been pulled from Sudan or Somalia.  They gave our bus of looky-loo tourists the same hardened, wide-eyed expression.  It was sobering to say the least.  It is important to know the history, and you could feel it so close to the surface, everywhere in Belfast.  I felt that Northern Ireland was somehow not the “Ireland” I had come for.  I was quite anxious to return to Dublin.

            Having a few days in Dublin to myself only strengthened my confidence in myself.  I walked everywhere, and conversed with anyone who was willing to speak with me.  At first I felt a bit abandoned, but soon I struck out alone and felt the full force of complete, unfettered independence.  When you are alone, it is much easier to get people to talk with you, and I made a few new Irish friends along my way.  I soaked up still more museum information.  I felt that roaming the city streets with confidence, jaywalking across several lanes of very confusing traffic like a total local, I came to really know the city.  I want to return, if only to tap into that feeling of independent youth that I gained while walking.  Dublin is a fair city, and I hope to see her again one day.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Sleeping in, Final Tour, and My Last Day in Dublin

I woke up fairly late on Sunday morning, just long enough to throw on decent enough clothes to go down stairs where the wifi was better and skype with Chris for a while, around 8:30.  I then rolled back up into bed, and slept until the noontime bells chimed at the Christchurch Cathedral.  It surprised me, because I have never heard them before, so I must have been busy at noon every other day the bells were ringing.  Or, maybe it was because it was Sunday.  Either way, the bells went on for at least 10 minutes, and they were beautiful.  It was very cool being so near to the church that I could actually hear the bells.

Once roused, and since only one other girl was in my room, I decided to take up much of the floor to open my suitcase and rearrange some things.  To save space, I have been sleeping with my backpack and purse at the foot of my bed (also, as a vague guard against thievery, although I must admit that the risk seemed very low at this place.  Nearly every person here has been leaving their stuff out, or very visible in their rolling cages under the bunks.).  I decided that it seemed safer to keep my mug for Liz, and my welcome sign in my backpack than in my suitcase, where I have some semblance of control whether things get broken.  That meant that I saved some vertical space in one corner of my suitcase, which I decided to fill with some of the seven mostly unnecessary books that I brought with me.  Thinking back on it, I should have planned to find a book store and left room to bring books home, rather than bringing my own.  This is especially true, because I found a place near Trinity College called Books Upstairs.  Forcing myself not to go inside was torturous, because I knew that if I went in, I would not leave without a book.  Such is the plight of a complete book addict.  Rick Steves and Lonely Planet were fairly useful, and I have read not quite half of an embarrassingly thin copy of Joyce.  The other four books are disturbingly unread...  And very bulky.

It seemed smart enough to take a shower at this point, so my towel would have time to dry before it needed to be packed as well.  Right about the moment that I was standing around in my underwear and a tee shirt gathering my things to go commandeer a shower for myself was when one of the hostel employees was doing his bed-check rounds.  Several knocks on the door is not a good enough indicator of who is about to come through a door.  I mean, every person who has come through that door so far has been female, and some have knocked and some have not.  But, I mean, a little "Hey, man coming through, put on trousers." might be a worthwhile thing to add to the pre-entry repertoire.  I don't really care, because I was actually well covered up, but, as the Brazilian girl in my room commented after my shower, sending a girl to inspect the girls' rooms doesn't seem that unreasonable a request.

I ended up having a fairly interesting conversation with this Brazilian woman when I returned from my shower, and while I got dressed.  She is from the very far south end of Brazil, where it is often cold, and that she is in Ireland on her way to her pilgrimage to Germany to see where her family is from.  She said that her family is actually German from an earlier migration -- earlier than the mid 40's mass exodus following world war two.  She was stopping in Dublin on her way to the rest of her travels, to get a well rounded trip out of her time off the continent.  We chatted a bit longer while I got dressed, something about Portuguese expansion versus English expansion into their colonies.  She seemed quite well educated about the various methods of colonization, but her conclusion was that the Portuguese were much kinder about it than the English, and I tried to be diplomatic about saying that the Portuguese were not saints in their colonization either.  Especially since she said just earlier in the conversation that there are reservations for the native population as well.  But, whatever.

After our chat, I took off to get some breakfast/lunch at SuperMac's.  I had been told that SuperMac's was like Irish fast food, and I had yet to go there.  It was a favorite of my compatriots after a long evening at the pubs.  There was a SuperMac's (and Papa John's pizza place, because Papa John's made it across the pond) in Temple Bar Square.  I knew that the Jeanie Johnston tours left every hour, and I expected that it would take me about 15 or 20 minutes to walk to the far end of town to where she was moored.  I had been having a hard time getting wifi at the hostel, and I needed both food and to write, so I was happy that eircom, Dublin's free city wifi, was working.  I walked into the SuperMac's/Papa John's, and waited for quite a few minutes before someone came to take my order.  If this is fast food, we are not starting off well.  Much to my chagrin for this entire trip, the expectation that all the minimum wage jobs are being taken by Poles was confirmed yet again, when a very pole-like Pole appeared from the back to finally take my order.  I got a bacon cheeseburger, which came with chips and a Coke.  It cost 7.50 euro, which comes out to just over 10 dollars American.  I would expect to pay 7.50 for one of those really giant burgers at Carl's Jr., but this seemed incredibly exorbitant.  I forget whether I have already remarked on my disappointment upon finding that, despite the euro being worth 135% of the dollar, Ireland is incredibly expensive to live in, and so I am actually experiencing extremely painful inflation.

Anyway, the other remarkable thing about Irish fast food was that their hamburger buns came with corn meal on the top, instead of sesame seeds, and red onions instead of white.  It was pretty good, I mean, it was basically just standard fast food.  I sat a bit too long eating, and left perhaps ten minutes before the next Jeanie Johnston tour was to begin.  I am a quick walker, and more so on the flat landscape of Dublin, but I wasn't going to make it by 2.  Heading out briskly anyway, I walked north toward the river, and turned right to head east.  I crossed the Haypenny Bridge, so named for the half penny toll for crossing back in the day, and was grateful that another tourist paused to take a photo, so that I could as well.

I continued on eastward along the north side of the Liffey, which allowed me to pass by the famine statues.  They are a rather bleak collection of metal sculptures of several men, women, children, and a mangy dog, making their way in destitution toward the ships that would carry them away to the rest of the world.  It was an appropriate stop, given my destination.  I pressed on, and arrived at the Jeanie Johnston about a quarter after 2.  The girl inside was quite happy to sell me the single, last ticket for the tour at 3.  She asked what I knew about the ship, and I said that it was a famine ship that carried loads of Irish to North America, and that they had a doctor on board and no one died on any of their trips, and that I thought the boat had had a female captain.  She said that that was remarkably more knowledge than most people have upon arriving for a tour.

An English man and a few others came in just after me, and unfortunately she was sold out for both of the remaining tours that day.  He asked what the ship was really about, and she said that it was a famine ship.  He asked if this was the original, and she said no, it was just a replica.  He seemed slightly confused, but in a moment of clarity, he said, "Oh, so it didn't used to travel with all that stuff on it."  Now her turn to be confused, she said, no, it carried starving Irish to the New World to escape the famine.  He seemed rather put off at the prospect, and asked if there was an informational pamphlet that he could take to read about it, and that was when I took my leave and stepped out of the little office to take pictures of the boat.

Once those clever fellows had cleared out, however, I returned, and asked my new friend if she thought, as I had, that the man had assumed that it was the boat that had once been famished, and not the passengers.  She replied, rather conspiratorially, that she certainly hoped not, but that she wouldn't be surprised, as the man was English.  We talked a while longer, and while I have forgotten her name, I recall that she is from Donegal.  We talked a bit about boys -- the unfortunate condition of Irishmen that makes them a bit less to look at, but they make up for it greatly in charm.  All Irishmen sing, and many dance, and nearly all of them recite poetry.  As she remarked, it takes a six up to an eight most of the time.  I asked her what she thought about the impending Scottish vote for independence, and what she thought that would mean for Northern Ireland.  Her thoughts were that it would be best to leave things alone in Northern Ireland, and she was somewhat dubious about whether Scotland should separate either.  She said that the differences between Northern Ireland and the Republic were primarily boiling down to social welfare issues these days, not religion: who had better schools, health care, higher education, infrastructure, etc.  And for those who wish to be British, they can be, and for her, she is quite happy in Dublin.

I had missed my coffee that morning, and was regretting it.  My friend pointed me further west as my best bet for some coffee.  The place she suggested, the Twisted Pepper, which is a tattoo parlor or a night club when it is not a coffee place, was a bit too far afield for me to reach on foot, and be back in time for my tour.  Since it was Sunday, most everything had buttoned up tight and were closed.  Even things that had Sunday hours posted, ones I might mention I was living through presently, were not actually open.  It must have been a holiday, and no one had told me.  I wandered at length, moving further north of the river, and eventually, passed bus depot and through commuter train interchange, found a small pub that had a cappuccino machine.  I bought a take away cup, and retraced my steps.

I arrived again at the Jeanie just before 3, and many more children and mothers had arrived in my absence.  I was impressed with how many fathers were attending as well, and especially impressed by how many Irish families were visiting.  There were several pairs of adults, who had shed their children for the day or through the years, who seemed equally surprised by the appearance of so many children.  I chatted with my friend a bit longer, and we talked about Ireland a while longer.  Then it was tour time,

Our tour guide was a charming young girl, and she talked us through the highlights of the ship.  This Jeanie Johnston is a replica of the original, based on the paper specifications from when it was built in the early 1800s.  Her original purpose was as a trade ship, and she carried primarily lumber.  Through a series of changes of hands, she was bought as converted for use as a famine ship, to carry literal boat loads of people to the New World.  It is true, that not one passenger died while on the ship, nor any crew, but it is not true that she had a woman at the helm.  That was still considered mostly bad luck.  Famine ships at the time were often called coffin ships, for more often than not, upon arriving at their destination, the passengers unloaded were already dead.

It was quite common practice to quarantine the passengers who stepped of these boats, for those who survived the journey were likely to be full of head and body lice or disease especially cholera, typhoid and dysentery.  The Jeanie Johnston brought 15 boatloads of about 120 people to Canada, and one trip to Boston.  Among the things that make the Johnston remarkable, a system of requiring passengers to spend time above deck, separating the ill from those who were not yet ill, preventing the sick or infested from gaining entry to the ship before departure, requiring that passengers wash their hands regularly and their bodies often, and providing adequate food and bedding, were revolutionary ideas at the time, but did incredible amounts to keep all the passengers alive.  A doctor on board who actually tended to the passengers as well as the crew saved hundreds of lives by his work.

The reason we have a replica, and not the original ship, is because it was actually lost at sea.  Long after the famine years ended, the ship was returned to its original purpose as a lumber hauler.  It was on a return trip from New England, and had been caught up in a storm that lasted much longer than expected.  She had been weighed down too heavily with the lumber in the hull, and the excessive weight allowed too much water into the bilge, only serving to waterlog the wood and make it heavier.  Despite throwing much overboard, it was obvious that Jeanie Johnston was to sink into the ocean slowly, carrying all of her crew with her.  Most remarkably, another ship happened to be heading in the other direction, and saw, at a distance, the very tops of the masts of a ship, all of her crew bound by ropes to the top most parts of the sails.  The savior ship arrived just in time to cut free all of the crew and captain and haul them on board, before the Jeanie Johnston sunk completely.  So, truly, no one on the Jeanie ever died.

I learned far more than just this, and was told many stories about specific people's journeys to make it to the New World.  What I liked about our tour guide was that she really had become invested in these stories: she had personally looked up the Canadian birth record of the little boy who was born while in passage on the Jeanie Johnston.  His record said he was born on the Atlantic, and he had 28 first names, one for each of the crew of the boat, the captain, the doctor, the boat herself, and the boy's father.  Our guide said that the descendant of that boy once came to visit the boat, and she said it was very moving indeed.

After a long march up the river back to my hostel, it was around 5 o'clock that I finally set down to some evening things.  I scheduled my airport shuttle ride with the hostel, for a mere 7 euro.  Initially, I went to sit at one of the bar stools near the kitchen.  It was interesting to watch everyone preparing their food, and I reflected on the fact that, at fancy hotels, there are tons of services provided, but all cost money.  It costs money even to look at the mini bar to see if you want to buy something.  But at a hostel, it cost nearly nothing to stay, and you have a fully furnished kitchen in which to cook, and even store your food in one of the massive bins they keep for such things.  And people are very polite, doing their dishes, cleaning up after themselves, and being fairly courteous, even when they don't all speak the same language.

I ended up in a very interesting conversation with a black man from western Africa, who had started several very profitable businesses in Africa, and who had then moved to Columbus, Ohio to work for a car manufacturer, among other things.  He has settled here in Dublin, and developed a very convincing and slightly uncanny accent, and likes the more relaxed working life in Ireland.  He works for the equivalent of the State Department, I think, and is going to school at Trinity College for a social work degree.  We started talking because he asked me to watch his jacket, and to please not steal any of the diamonds or gold ingots he was carrying.  I was a little disarmed, and didn't know what to say back, without implying something about blood diamonds, but luckily he returned and did plenty of talking for both of us.  He offered to share his supper with me, but I said no, because I don't usually eat other people's food.  He was not offended at all, and said it was probably for the best best, for both my health and my taste buds.  Apparently he is an atrocious cook.  I know it wasn't his fault, but at one point, something exploded off the side of someone's pot, and made a very startling noise as it banged around the kitchen.  It seemed rather appropriate timing, given his comment, though.

After turning down dinner, I instead bought a coke and a Mars bar from the vending machine, and sat down near an outlet to blog.  I think I completed at least one full day that day, but I don't remember now.  I also struggled for a long time over the condition of my fall class schedule -- I have been lamenting to anyone who would listen about my troubles: the entrepreneurial marketing class is one I desperately want, but is in the middle of the day on Thursday, which limits my flexibility for work schedules while I am balancing both Classic Helicopter and Westward Fishing Company.  And since business economics and international business, my only remaining core classes other than the management series, are both only offered Monday and Wednesday, it is impossible to get onto an all T/TH nor an all M/W schedule, and I am very vexed.

The Australians near me were playing a very peculiar drinking game in which they shook a handful of coins like dice, and depending on which side was facing up, they had to drink.  I quickly learned, that whether there were doubles, or heads, or tails, or a preponderance of heads, or a preponderance of tails, the rule was that you always had to drink.  At one point, they asked me if I was doing homework or something for university, and I said no, just blogging home to my family.  They didn't seem interested in adding someone with a mild cold to their crowd, so I was left fairly alone.

Around nine or so, I went upstairs to lay out my clothes for traveling, pack everything as densely as humanly possible, and attempt to sleep in my state of anxious anticipation.  I dragged my feet, but got everything fairly well put away, and left my backpack and my purse at the ready at the foot of my bed.  My shuttle was coming at 7:30 the next morning, so I set my alarm for 7.  No one was going to shut off the light til 11, so after completing my evening ablutions, I read Joyce for a while longer.  I am developing an incredible fondness for Joyce.  Eventually the light went out, but no one had shut the curtain on our view of the massive and well-lit, domed building across the river, and by then I was far too comfortable and tired to get up to close it.  Someone during the night closed it, though, and I slept rather fitfully, between coughing and anxiety.  Despite my feeling rather abandoned in Dublin on Saturday, by now I was feeling quite fondly toward it, and was already sad to be leaving.

Monday, September 15, 2014

My First Day Alone in Dublin

I had a few orders of business to finish before I could start my first day alone in Dublin.  After seeing all my friends and comrades off to their taxis, I returned to my room for a shower.  After that, I dawdled for a while, finishing packing, and getting myself as prepped as possible for my flight in two days.  I tried to structure my things in a more efficient manner for both space and practicality, putting things like my suit much deeper in my bag than they once were.  I also had generously offered to take Dale's suit home with me, since he will be traveling in Spain and France for a few more weeks, and has no need for a suit.  I also managed to find space for his couple of souvenirs, including a rather cool flask and funnel from Jameson that he bought for his sister's husband (?).  I took my time doing all of these tasks, resting often to nurse my cold, and also to drag my feet in deciding what to do all day.  I needed to be out of the room by 10:30, with my luggage downstairs in the luggage room until my new accommodations would be ready at noon.  At about 10:20, I was successfully checked out, and back in, to my all girls dorm for 12.  In the meantime, I needed to charge my tablet.
I spent perhaps just over an hour sitting in the hostel, watching my tablet charge, messaging no one because it was 3 am in the states, and not blogging because I just couldn't bring myself to type anymore, and not eating because breakfast was long since over, and not really doing anything for an entire hour.  I sniffled, I coughed, I very very thoroughly read Rick Steves and Lonely Planet for recommendations on what to do with myself.  Eventually, around 11:30, I decided that it was no longer worth moping, so I best get out and do something with my day.

I took off for Dame Street in search of nourishment.  I ended up wandering into a place called Crackbird, which just happens to be a sister restaurant of JoBurger, the place with the off-beat burgers where I had a small meltdown in front of Leta.  (Remember all those weeks back.)  This JoBurger guy must have a specific style of waiter that he prefers, because the JoBurger and Crackbird waiters were all skinny, artsy type men with that very hipster hair cut, rings on their fingers, and a slightly gay air about them.  I don't know what that says about the company or its owner, I merely report, as your humble correspondent.

I was slightly duped into going in, because I didn't realize that the lunch menu that was featured on the pasted menu outside was a Monday through Friday sort of deal.  A pair of older women walked in and suffered from the same mistake, but when you are old, you have the privilege of having the intestinal fortitude to walk out again, while much less confident, younger people feel obligated to stay.  So, as sad as it is to sit alone in a restaurant, I did anyway, and typed half-heartedly, and read Rick some more, to pretend that I am a travel blogger, and thus a legitimate human.  I ordered something called chicken brochettes, and I had absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into.  I also ordered some cous cous.  From the appealing 6.95 lunch menu sandwich that drew me in, I knew a bill twice that much was coming my way instead, so I kept with water to cut costs.  The brochettes ended up being skewers of chicken.  I chose the bay and lemon chicken, which was quite a good choice.  It was actually very very delicious, but far more than I could eat in one sitting, especially in my weakened state.

When I first arrived, just before noon, there was one couple in the restaurant.  I sat down.  Two old ladies came and left.  A husband, wife and young child came in, followed by another husband and wife, and a pair of girls.  Eventually, I felt that it didn't look so sad that I was sitting alone, as it had when I was in the middle of a completely empty, moodily dark restaurant by myself.  At that moment, I felt the sting of being removed from my herd, and it was quite an abandoned feeling.  Having a cold only served to tighten the sadness screws further.  By the middle of the day, I was feeling quite terrible about Dublin, and sorely regretting not leaving earlier.  (I tried to remember why I booked my flight so late:  I had been certain that the trip ended on Saturday, not Friday, thus making our departure date a Sunday.  By that logic, I thought I would save a bit of money by flying out Monday instead.  This is all very funny when one recalls that I caught that Virgin flight to San Fran, and spent whatever savings I had allegedly accumulated in trying to save myself a 22 hour layover.  It is also funny, because looking at the calendar of events, it obviously says "Leave for Home" on Saturday, and nothing else.  So I am just illiterate, obviously.)

I took my box of leftovers back to the hostel to keep in the fridge, and to put my things in my new room.  Just to annoy myself further, Crackbird is quite far up Dame Street, so when you look at it on Google Earth, I did a ton of walking that day.  I could not have picked a more distant restaurant from which to bring back leftovers.  I stuffed my food in a dubiously tepid fridge, and hauled my crap up the stairs from the luggage room to the elevator.  Because an elevator that goes all the way down to the luggage room would be silly.  Anyway.  The dorm room seemed fairly civilized, decently roomy but pretty tight, with a bathroom with two toilets, sinks and showers for our dorm.  I found out the next day that there is actually another door in our room that goes to another dorm of 12 girls.  Basically, we were a sardine tin of people in there.

I made my way back out into the city, resolved to find the National Library of Ireland, where they have an extensive genealogy department, and a good exhibit on W. B. Yeats.  It was quite a walk, all the way down Dame Street, past Trinity College, and toward Stevens Green.  I don't recall if I have remarked already on my superior jaywalking ability, but I have become quite proficient, and can successfully not be hit by cars no matter what direction they are coming from.  I jaywalk all the time in Seattle, but I feel that adding Dublin to my list is an achievement.  I made it to the library, doffing my sweater because as usual, it warmed up in the afternoon.  The genealogy department was annoyingly closed, so my only point of interest was the Yeats exhibit.

I know that as a person with a lot of interest in history, and Irish history especially, I should probably read every word of these sorts of exhibits.  But like the 1916 exhibit (which, please recall, Yeats was alive for, and commented on rather frequently), I am by now quite acquainted with Mr. Yeats.  I casually read the highlights of each section, looked at his handwriting, and at his family portraits, and passed over his oft-hoped-for, never-realized affair with Maud Gonne, one of the female ringleaders of Irish independence pre- and peri-rebellion.  He wrote at least one play dedicated to her, and one specifically about Irish independence where Gonne was to be the female personification of Ireland.  I sympathize greatly with Gonne, in that it is hard to be both smart and pretty, and there are always a few men who hold out hope that one day you will fall in love with them too, but you won't.  Unlike Gonne, however, I have never entered into strange, occult marriages with these poor souls to make them feel better, because that is crazy.  Yeats was apparently quite fascinated with the occult, faeries and whatnot, and Gonne had a certain appreciation for those things as well.  One story says that when her first son died as a toddler, she was so distraught that she attempted to reincarnate her lost son by conceiving again on top of his grave...  She was also very tall, nearly six feet.  (BTW.)

Anyway, I did have the pleasure of listening to the entirety of the poem 1916, about the rebellion, and the poem from which comes the phrase "A terrible beauty is born."  For those who know, the last Irish restaurant I sampled before leaving for Ireland was A Terrible Beauty, in Renton, opened by the daughter of a Northern Irishman named Colin.  (Hi Colin, if you're still reading, after all those horrible things I said about Northern Ireland...)  After Yeats, I walked across the courtyard to the National Museum of Ireland: Archaeology.  I walked rather briskly through the exhibit on prehistoric peoples in Ireland, as Stone Age people seem to be basically the same everywhere.  I found the section on Viking forts in Dublin and elsewhere to be fairly interesting, and the little piece of a copy of the bible that they pulled out of the peat bogs a few decades ago.  I also walked through some sections on medieval Ireland and the battle at Clontarf, where Brian Boru, the high king of Ireland who fought the Vikings and was beheaded in the last throes of battle, was alleged to have waged his war with the tyrants from the North.  The story is as much legend as fact, but Brian Boru is a very big deal to Ireland.  The harp at Trinity College in the Long Room is called the Brian Boru harp, and is the harp on which Guinness modeled its logo. 

(How's this for a very funny aside, Guinness had been using the Brian Boru harp, with the straight edge on the left, since approximately 1759.  When Ireland became a nation, they also wanted to use the harp as the symbol of Ireland.  Guinness said no.  Why Guinness wouldn't want to share its symbol with its own nation, I don't know, but Ireland decided to just flip the harp, and use it anyway.  So Guinness faces right, and the Republic of Ireland faces left.)

After my museum tour, I was going to stop at Stevens Green to get a picture with the Oscar Wilde statue in the park.  But it seemed worth my while to walk around the block to the natural history museum instead.  That block ended up being much, much further than I realized, so that by the time I reached the history museum, I did not feel up to meandering through several floors of more exhibits.  I instead went in search of the Liffey.  Once you find the river, it is very easy to orient yourself within Dublin.  The river runs east-west (ish), and since I mostly stick to south of the river, I know that once I find it, I just need to head west until I come to the hostel.  I started to poke my head into a park, but decided against it, and pressed on for the river.  I had absolutely no idea where I was, but I just kept heading north, and was eventually rewarded with a view of the harp bridge over the river.  This put me very close to the Jeanie Johnston, a famine ship in which I had much interest, but I couldn't bring myself to head further from my hostel.

As previously mentioned, my jaywalking skills are quite good.  The reason they are so good, is not just because I am a total rebel, and I live on the edge.  No, it is also extremely practical.  The pedestrian crosswalks are extremely slow to change.  They also have a very strange system of red, yellow and green lights like for cars, with inconsistently long yellow lights, so you have no idea how much longer you have to cross the street before these Dubliners will mow you over (because good God, they have no qualms at all about vehicular manslaughter in this country.).  Since it is difficult to know when (if) you the pedestrian will ever get to cross, it is your responsibility to look around and cross whenever you feel you can.  What this means for my long march back to the hostel is that I did not stop walking for 25 solid minutes, because I was either on a sidewalk, in a green light crosswalk, jogging across a yellow light crosswalk, or confidently striding across a red light crosswalk.  By the time I finally did arrive in my hostel, I was absolutely exhausted, and completely parched.  I parked it in a spot by an outlet for my tablet, and set about Facebook messaging people and blogging for the next three hours.  I ate the rest of my chicken from earlier that day, had a Coke and a Mars bar (I've developed quite the affinity) for dessert, and turned in early.

Staying in the dorm room was not so bad, and the other people in my room were actually more respectful of other people than most of my group mates.  Lights went out around 11, and I was honestly probably the most annoying because I kept waking up to cough and sneeze and be completely horrendous.  I feel bad for the girl in the bunk below me.  Hopefully she was not too bothered.

I had a very strange dream that I was checking in for my flight out of Dublin, and I kept stealing candy from the food stands in the airport.  At one point, I became convinced that I just needed to get to a Chase bank, and then my credit card would start working again and I could stop stealing candy.  I know that everyone says that you are really fluent in a language when you dream in it, but I don't know how that works for dialects.  Everyone in my dream, including myself, had a pleasant Dublin accent, and when I woke up in the morning, I definitely had a brogue.  I had a man's voice with my sore throat, but a brogue as well.  Maybe the raspy throat helped with the accent.  I don't know, but two days later and I'm having a hard time shaking this accent.  I have heard myself say "tree" instead of three while counting, and I am saying Seattle weird (with ts instead of ds.).  Very peculiar...

Good Bye at Guinness

Our last company visit was a formal visit with Guinness at the Guinness Storehouse.  While Lauren and I had walked to the museum yesterday, we had both wondered about the large, circular glass room at the Guinness facility, and we were soon to find out.  We began our visit with a talk with the media marketing director, who talked about how the point of the Guinness Storehouse is to be more than a tourist attraction; Guinness already receives more than half of all the people who pass through the Dublin Airport.  The Guinness Storehouse is supposed to be a pilgrimage site, for devoted Guinness brand enthusiasts, for locals and tourists, and for everyone who wants to appreciate the history of a beer that is older than America (founded in 1759).  It was a remarkable place, and the interior glass atrium was shaped like a giant pint glass.  After talking about media impressions for Guinness, St. Paddy's Day prep for Guinness, and discovering that the world's per capita greatest consumers of Guinness are in Nigeria, we headed downstairs for a proper tour of the facility.

We had a guide, who spoke to us all via microphone transmitted to our headsets, which was quite a handy way to talk to 25 people at once.  Her microphone box was giving us some serious feedback, so at one point she had to swap her mic, but overall, it was fairly useful.  She talked and explained the various steps of production, and taught us how to drink Guinness correctly.  Elbows out, eyes to the horizon, drink through the head.  All the men on our trip with facial hair have come to appreciate the pleasure of the Guinness head in their mustaches.  Guinness appears black, but is really a very deep ruby red color.  This is the time, by the way, to say Slainté.  We all had a little baby pint of Guinness, and I am glad they only gave us a baby pint, because, as usual, I hadn't eaten breakfast.  Always good to start your day with a Guinness at ten in the morning.  I think I might really be Irish by now.
We continued on, and took our group picture within the life sized Guinness advert.  Our guide left us on the next floor, where we learned to pour a perfect pint.  I have a few pictures of myself pouring a pint, and Tanner (who happily drank my Guinness for me, because I didn't want to) said that I am a very good pour.  I posted to Facebook from the canteen, because Guinness very much wants people to brag on the internet about their brand, and I think it has already been decided that when it comes time for a house party, I'll be pouring.  It takes exactly 119.5 seconds for a Guinness to settle after the initial pour, so don't rush me, this is for science.  I wish we had gotten some kind of cert from Bushmills when we went, because between my Jameson tasting diploma, and my Guinness perfect pour document, I am certainly more than qualified regarding Irish alcohol.  Not going on the CV, but certainly on the wall.

We took our perfect pours up to the Gravity Bar to enjoy.  The Gravity Bar is in that circular glass structure, and it had an absolutely beautiful view of all of Dublin.  If you followed the glass interior of the Storehouse structure all the way up, the Gravity Bar is the head on top of the pint.  As soon as we walked into Guinness Storehouse this morning, I knew I wanted some good beef Guinness stew.  I had my heart set.  I wanted it desperately.  When I saw that the lunch special was for Guinness stew, I nearly died.  And it did not disappoint, it was rich and fabulous.  I ate every last bite.  It was amazing, and exactly what I wanted.

We took our cabs back to Leta's hotel, and departed for the hostel to change out of our monkey suits.  I wore the dress I bought in Dingle, and got a fair few compliments from the guys on the trip.  I did look rather dashing.  In the scheme of good Irish purchases, this one has definitely already paid for its self.  And it matched the peach shoes I had brought, and who can ask for more than that in life?  But it was time to remove the suits anyway, and Lauren and I, ever the explorers, set off in search of the Chester Beatty Library.  Chester Beatty was an American, and like many Americans around the turn of the 20th century, he had money, so he bought his culture.  He had a massive book collection, hence the library, but he was also quite interested in other bits and pieces of history.  He collected quite a few relics from the three major faiths of the world, and snuff boxes (finally found out that snuff was powdered tobacco and spices.  I was certain it was cocaine, so teach me, I guess.), and fans and amulets and things.  There are several pieces of the bible on papyrus, written in Greek, from somewhere around the fourth century. 

The adventure, really, was in getting there, because neither of us had bothered to look it up.  We knew it was "behind the Dublin Castle", but that could have meant anything.  We wandered up and down Dame street, coming across competing information from the many directional signs that pointed the way.  Usually these are quite helpful, and indeed, far more helpful than the paltry signs in Seattle.  Eventually, after walking thoroughly up both sides of the street and doing a fair amount of jay walking, we ducked into a candy shop and asked for directions.  I fear the man was trying to be helpful, but his description was less than illuminating.  His map was slightly more helpful, but this notion that the roads sort of snake around the castle and lead to the library was somewhat overly optimistic.  I am a woman, but I am generally quite good at navigating, and street names would have been useful, or at least some landmarks.  Luckily, once we presented ourselves on the corner with Leo Burdock's fish and chips on one corner, and the Christchurch Cathedral on the opposite corner, and looked around for another directional sign, it was quite easy finding the place. It was truly behind the castle. A very pleasant circular grass field, surrounded by stone walls marked the plaza outside the entrance, and we went inside to tour the two floors of exhibits.  We popped up to the roof top garden, which was not remarkably different from any feng shui rooftop garden that I have seen in Seattle or any other metropolitan area.

After our tour, we had a few minutes at the hostel before meeting with our group at Leta's to walk down to Boxty's near Temple Bar Square.  This was to be our final dinner together, so after eating three delicious courses (I had the beet and orange salad with sunflower seeds and candied pecans, aka, girly food, Irish gnocchi with mushrooms and a bleu cheese sauce, and some incredible Bailey's cheesecake with fruit on top.), we settled in to debrief our time in Ireland.  I feel a little bad for the people who got stuck in the same room with us, but they were quite supportive of our events, so they didn't seem too cut up about it.  We talked about all our company visits, and which ones were our favorites and why, we talked about all of our tourist stops, and which were our favorites and why, and Leta gave us all awards for funny things that happened to us during the trip (I got Most Likely to Get a Proposal from a Horse Cart Driver).  We said thank you to Leta, and we got each got a picture of our group from the Jameson factory to take home.  I look slightly like a disembodied head, but at least I am smiling, unlike a few unfortunate souls.

We headed back to the hostel, and Lauren and I debated trying to go out to find music again.  But we had just walked through Temple Bar, which was our best bet for music, and nothing coming out of the pubs sounded older than the early 00's, so we decided to stay in and pack and shower instead.  Everyone else was leaving at intervals over the night and next morning, and I would have the whole room to myself from 9 until 10:30 when I had to check out, so I mostly observed.

Reilly and Koryn left at 4 in the morning, and I did not really wake up to hear them go.  That left only Lauren and Evalina to leave at 8:30 and 9 respectively, with nearly all of the boys and a few of the other girls.  Around 8, I couldn't deny their departure any longer, so I roamed around and said good bye to everyone.  I gave lots of hugs, and everyone promised that we would see each other again at school.  All the business majors I will definitely see again, regularly and often, but a few in other majors may be harder to stumble upon.  Supposedly Toto is working on the reunion party already, so I will hopefully see them again soon.  I didn't expect to miss everyone quite so much, but after they all left, I was at a loss for what to do.  (I will start a new post, regarding my time in Dublin alone, but I just wanted to get something up before I connect with my flight to Seattle.)

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Unfortunately Ill on my Day Off

When I woke up in the morning on Thursday, I could feel that the left side of my throat was tight and burned a little.  This is not a good sign.  I am actually quite betrayed that I got sick.  I was fastidious in my cleanliness, washing hands often, using hand sanitizer when necessary, taking Airborne every day, and wearing my patient x medical mask while riding on the bus.  And while all my comrades in arms were falling at my sides, I, ever the vigilant, ever the healthy, remained well.  Until the absolute end of my trip.  I lay in bed lamenting my poor luck, and decided that at least it was better to be sick at the end of the trip than at any other time.  And with my free weekend coming up, it would give me an excuse to just laze around and catch up on blogging.  Silver linings, people.  Sore throats, but also silver linings.

Since I did not feel too unwell yet, Lauren and I resolved to tour the museums and things that we had yet to see.  Our pair of boys were off on the Game of Thrones bus tour, so we were two girls flying solo in the big city.  Our first stop was the General Post Office, the GPO.  I took a few pictures of the outside, for this was the place where the Easter Rising of 1916 based their headquarters.  There were still a few bullet holes visible in the columns outside.  All of Dublin went up in flames and gun fire as the English waged war for three or four days against the several Irish rebel outposts.  Each were systematically taken, but I believe the GPO was the last.  It was where people like Eamon de Valera, Michael Collins, Padraig Pearse and James Connelly were holed up, fighting for the freedom they were so desperate to earn for Ireland.  Padraig Pearse read the Irish Proclamation of Independence just outside the GPO.  If I can make it happen, I would very much like to come back to Ireland for the centennial of the Rising.  I don't know if I will live to see the 300th anniversary of America's Independence, and honestly, if I do, I will be far too old to enjoy it animatedly, but by God, in a year and a half I will be more than capable of celebrating with the Irish.

After our quick stop at the GPO, which is still a working post office, and thus rather uninteresting on the inside, we headed to Butler's across the street.  Butler's is delightful, and I think I have already talked about their superior peppermint white mocha.  It was a bit of a sugar rush first thing in the morning, but so smooth and rich.  I highly recommend Butler's.  Lauren bought some chocolate for her mother, and we continued on.

The National Museum of Ireland, Military and Decorative Arts (interesting combo) was quite far west, so our walk was rather long.  As usual, it was a bit brisk first thing in the morning, but by the time we were nearing the museum, we both shed our coats and sweaters.  At the very last second, we consulted a map on the tourist bus stop pole, but we needn't have bothered, because our destination was on the very next block, and would have been very hard to miss.  It was once a military facility, and was quite large, with a spacious courtyard, and large and obvious markings.  Happily, it had taken us a while in arriving, because the museum opened at ten, and we walked in at nearly exactly ten o'clock. 

Inside, we found a fabulous exhibit on the 1916 rebellion.  Much like Leta has said, and I think every teacher says, it takes at least three repetitions for information to really sink in.  So I have read Malachy McCourt's History of Ireland, I have read Ireland by Frank Delany.  I was in Dublin for five days and went to Kilmainham Goal to learn about the jail and also the uprising.  I have been all over this country.  I have listened to Ken Harper talk about the founding of the Republic, I have heard Gabriel talk about the birth of his nation.  So by the time I passed through this exhibit, I was extremely familiar with the content.  It was a really great finish for me, because by now, I know everyone's roll in the events, I can recognize their faces, and I really liked knowing that my understanding is so much deeper than I could have thought.  I counted, and from the time I was accepted on this trip, in April, I think, I have not stopped obsessing about this country.  It has been my private passion and anticipation and expectation have consumed me.  For nearly six months, Ireland was all I could talk about, all I wanted to read about.  The 1916 exhibit was but one largish room, but it felt like a culmination.

The rest of the museum was quite large and interesting.  I think we walked backward through the exhibit on the Irish at war.  Where we walked in was the modern Irish military, which has apparently had a rather large presence in Syria and Lebanon for a few decades.  Moving backward in time, there was information on the world wars, more information on the 1916 uprising, and all the myriad of wars that the English sent the Irish to go fight.  "Oh, is it cold in Canada?  We'll send the Irish."  "Hmm, fighting in the rugged, malaria infested jungles of Africa?  We'll send the Irish."  The only war that the Irish seemed to miss was the American War for Independence, which the English seemed to feel obligated to fight for themselves.  I think that was probably a smart decision, since the Irish would have probably joined with the Americans anyway.  At the very end (beginning) of that exhibit was a section on fighting the Vikings.  By that time, Lauren and I were all militaried out, so we found the section on decorative arts to cleanse our palates.

There were many good exhibits, including one on coins in Ireland from Vikings onward, a whole section on Irish table service silver, clothes through the ages (I had a small heart attack realizing that one day, a display of yoga pants and ugg boots may one day adorn the glass-shrouded mannequins of our history museums.  "Although few young females regularly practiced yoga, the prevalence of this style of trouser was particularly important to early 21st century culture, and was the inspiration for many image-and-text-based digital photos, called "memes".  Yoga pants were regarded as the greatest invention for women's posteriors since the bustle and the high heeled shoe.").  There was a wing dedicated to Asian art, which I found slightly misplaced in Ireland, but what do I know.  We finished by walking through a display of furniture throughout history, and by the end of our hour and a half, we were both kind of museumed out.

The walk back to the hostel felt really short, but since the hostel was roughly equidistant between the two places we had been earlier, it was appropriately only half the walk.  We laid around in our beds for a bit, before collecting ourselves for lunch.  On Dame Street was a place called Eddie Rocket's, which was very like Johnny Rocket's in the States.  I had a slider basket, with a much needed Coke, and Lauren got a chocolate milkshake and a salad with some kind of orange chilli sauce on it.  We put our 20 cent coin in the little juke box, but I don't think our song ever played (or maybe it did, but the pages were out of order, so the machine might have played a different song than we thought we selected...).  Between the Thai food we have had here, and the newfound interest in chilli sauces that the Irish have, Lauren has apparently been expanding her tolerance for spicy food.  I have a fairly good tolerance, and in fairness, the things she has been eating have been very barely spicy at all.  We had a nice little lunch, and I broke my 50 euro bill and paid for us both.  She would pay me back later.

Our next stop was to see about going inside the Christchurch Cathedral.  We walk past it extremely regularly, because the path between our hostel and Leta's hotel on Fishamble street takes us just behind the church.  Interestingly, the two largest cathedrals in Ireland are both Protestant.  After Catholicism was banned in Ireland (1500s? approx.), the most prominent and remaining cathedrals were Protestant instead.  This includes the other big church in Dublin, St. Patrick's Cathedral, which is sort of ironic for it's Protestantism.  It cost six euro to get into the church, but we decided it was quite worth it.  I have many pictures of the inside, and the only one I regret not taking was one of the sculpture of Strongbow.  Strongbow, the Earl of Pembroke, whose last name I think was Fitzgerald, was an Anglo-Norman invader who came in 1107, and who is regarded as the catalyst English person to begin the 800 years of English domination over Ireland.  He was actually brought in by an Irishman (MacDermott?  Something like that.) to join his fight against another Irish high king.  Little did he know with whom he was allying, I suppose. 

The other thing I regret was that we did not go down the stairs to see the catacombs.  Since the sign said cafe and gift shop, and we were neither parched nor looking for anymore trinkets, we didn't take a look.  I realized later, upon reading the pamphlet more thoroughly, that there were several very cool points of interest down there.  For instance, a cat and mouse that got stuck in the pipe organ, presumably chasing one another, and were mummified.  That would have been a pretty good stop.  But alas, I suppose it is a call back, and I will just have to come visit again.  Luckily, Dublin has more than enough surprises, for when I come back.

I forget exactly why we went back to the hostel, but we did for just a minute, and I took the opportunity to investigate my rooming situation for the weekend.  Four Courts had a bed in an all girls room for both Saturday and Sunday night for 40 euro, and I realized that that would probably be my best offer on such short notice, so I booked it.  I feel quite comfortable here, so it should be find.  Since we had nearly 2 hours until we met the group for dinner, we both grabbed books and headed back to the Cathedral to sit in the grass.  I took a slight detour to the chemist for some cough drops.  They had nothing like a Halls or a Ricola, and I was slightly distressed by their lack of decent lozenges.  There was nothing that was just soothing, it all came with some kind of medicine in it.  Interestingly, the boxes were embossed with braille, and I wonder if it is the same braille system that we use in America.  I mean, sign languages are similar but dialectically different across even just the English speaking world, so I wouldn't be surprised if it is the same for braille.  But I don't know why you would need multiple systems of lettering.  But I also don't know what governing body could dictate which system to use.  I also noticed that the only variety of condoms (because throat lozenges belong next to condoms) that they sell here is a brand called Durex.  Which does not sound nearly as sexy as Trojan or Magnum.  It sounds like a brand of bleach, or a rain slicker.  Although I suppose condoms are just tiny rain slickers anyway.

Sitting in the grass was a fabulous decision.  It was beautifully sunny but not hot, and the grass was cool but dry.  We sat half in the sun and half in the shade, which gave us a great spot for 360 degree people watching.  She immediately set down to reading, but I was slightly more restless.  I stared at the sky for a while, I tried to find a good pub for music in the Rick Steves' book, I looked at that orange cat (the one who was stalking birds all those weeks ago), I watched an old man very peculiarly walk out of his way to walk around Lauren and I, I consulted the travel book again, and found that my search for how are you in Irish would have been much shorter if I had asked Rick.  A group of students came and sat near us, and we spent quite a bit of time trying to discern their origin and age.  I think we determined that they were 15 or 16 year olds, possibly from Germany or the Netherlands, with an English woman as their guide.  I finally settled into reading a little Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, and I think I am getting into the swing of his stream of consciousness style.  At the very beginning, there is a very funny incident with his classmate, where he can't figure out why he is being teased for kissing his mother good night, and whether it is wrong to kiss one's mother, and what kissing is in general.  I understand why this style has been so important for the progress of literature.  It is very realistic to life.

As it got chilly, right before dinner time, we retired to the parlor of Leta's hotel to wait for the others to congregate.  We walked as a group sans the Game of Thrones crew, to Toscana for dinner.  Every single restaurant in Ireland requires going up stairs.  This restaurant was quite novel in that instead we had to go downstairs.  Because nothing is ever one floor in this country.  It was rather tight in the veritable wine cellar where they stuck us, but the food and service were absolutely delicious.  I had more bruschetta to start, which was extremely good, and a cannelloni, which I thought would be more like pasta and sauce, but was more like giant pasta tubes with meat inside and sauce.  Regardless, it was delicious.  I have been quite dedicated to my mission of not overeating anymore while I am here, so I did not finish all of it.  It was quite hot by the time everyone had gotten their food, and the Game of Thrones bunch of five appeared just as I was finishing.  Since I had not ordered dessert, I decided to leave, to make room for everyone else, and because I was sick and hot.  Walking through the city is generally very pleasant, and the walk past the church is not very hazardous.  I am, however, fairly confident that I saw a small time drug deal though.  So, you know, I'm alive, don't worry.
I hung out in the hostel for a bit, until everyone else arrived.  Lauren and I gathered Dale, and went in search of music.  O'Shea's Merchant, right near the hostel, was promised as a good spot, but was completely dead when we arrived at 9:30.  We hightailed it for Temple Bar Square instead, and were rather disappointed that nothing traditional seemed to be playing.  It was a Thursday night, but I would think that would lend its self to more traditional music than not.  We eventually stepped into The Temple Bar, but the guys playing were very inexperienced, and couldn't get their sound set up correctly (too much guitar, not enough banjo or accordion or vocals.).  Dale was still vaguely sick, and I was coming down with it and eating cough drops like candy, and Lauren was not upset when we decided to throw in the towel.